So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
how many followers do i need before i’m considered a religion
working on cover letters
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”